Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Rat alien child.
One would think that alien have the common sense to check where they land their alien inhabited time capsules. Some would even say monitor the growth of that alien specie on the planet you leave it. We all know they send them in the capsules when they are just merely little babies. Then they get to the planet of choice, then the little baby would develop and look speak and act like the planet of choices so called specie. Yes a hint of sarcasm our particular little alien baby got dropped in earth and he started to develop as a human, humans silly two leg things, trying to get jiggy would the opposite sex. Wasting days on a mating ritual where you can actually rather plan taking over the world.
Look at rats, all woman would go eeewie but please look at it, they are silent, they are an invested race in every mayor city in the world. They can go where no man has gone and they have sex like a million times without any effort. Now tell me who is the supreme species here.
Back to our little orphan alien baby, now he landed on earth, he was actually destined for two planets left of Kalabakazoo (an entire galaxy that no human knows about, ok except me, but I am the story teller here). Now he was starting to take on human form, cause some or other couple in the Kalahari (that’s such a lovely place in South Africa) taught they could be modern day super mom and dad in the Kalahari. They played with this little boy, errmm girl, ok lets leave gender out for now. They played and fed this little alien boy.
Rat headquarters in London heard about this capsule falling in South Africa and send out a special Kamakazi rat brigade(something like that). They found the alien baby in a nick of time, they saved him if you would like to call it that. Then now the transformation of our little baby alien rat started rapidly, and before we could trace him, he moved into the rat underworld. I hear he is quite happy there have about 4 wives and live of lovely cheese snacks in London, he just don’t like the weather much there. He is planning world domination with the super rat race and a new improved alien race too. So watch out humans they might be watching you.