Sunday, October 14, 2007
Cannibal Chris and Slimy Betty, felt a bit peckish on the late Sunday afternoon. They where in no mood for leg of lamb or roasted potatoes. Pumpkin was too sweet and they eat it everyday anyway. The green beans where to stringy and the hair just got stuck between their teeth to get it out always takes hours.
Meat pie with spinach and mashed potatoes is too much work for a lazy afternoon on the farm.
Rat BBQ legs surely wont do today as there is no frozen rats to feats on, and they will catch some the day after tomorrow.
Cannibal Chris look at Slimy Betty: "Maybe we kinda sorta need a difrant treat, do ya not think it me Betty bun."
Slimy Betty look at him blankly and agrees with a deep throat snort, the green goo nearly made it out her nose before she pulled it back in.
He gets up and walks waddling strides towards the kitchen, the sounds of cutlery being moved and taken from drawers.
Cannibal Chris comes into the living room waddling towards Slimy Betty.
"We play us a came me Betty Bun, first to take a bite will eat the hole other person, what you think?"
Slimy Betty gets up and takes her fork and knife from Cannibal Chris Snorts some more goo back into her mouth.
"Be fun ya say, be fun I say too"