Sunday, October 14, 2007

Sunday Lunch



Cannibal Chris and Slimy Betty, felt a bit peckish on the late Sunday afternoon. They where in no mood for leg of lamb or roasted potatoes. Pumpkin was too sweet and they eat it everyday anyway. The green beans where to stringy and the hair just got stuck between their teeth to get it out always takes hours.

Meat pie with spinach and mashed potatoes is too much work for a lazy afternoon on the farm.
Rat BBQ legs surely wont do today as there is no frozen rats to feats on, and they will catch some the day after tomorrow.

Cannibal Chris look at Slimy Betty: "Maybe we kinda sorta need a difrant treat, do ya not think it me Betty bun."

Slimy Betty look at him blankly and agrees with a deep throat snort, the green goo nearly made it out her nose before she pulled it back in.

He gets up and walks waddling strides towards the kitchen, the sounds of cutlery being moved and taken from drawers.

Cannibal Chris comes into the living room waddling towards Slimy Betty.

"We play us a came me Betty Bun, first to take a bite will eat the hole other person, what you think?"

Slimy Betty gets up and takes her fork and knife from Cannibal Chris Snorts some more goo back into her mouth.

"Be fun ya say, be fun I say too"

16 comments:

Charles Gramlich said...

LOL. Great pic and the story matches it perfectly. I can see a series of adventures for these characters.

M@ said...

In the U.S., restaurants RARELY serve rat.... I heard it's good w/ BBQ sauce, though!

Good writing.

etain_lavena said...

Hihihih, gosh I wonder if I can stomach my own imagination charles...whahaha...

Thanks M@:)

Katie McKenna said...

:) Work for the Roadside kill and grill?

Fun read! Thank you!

etain_lavena said...

thank you Katie:)

Wayne Allen Sallee said...

Neat little story. Reminds me a bit of "My Pet Heart" with the wording and all. Stay warm, maiikie.

Brian said...

You have the most twisted imagination. :)

Have a great week, Rose will call you on Friday.

etain_lavena said...

hihihihi Ja I kinda thought you will like it Wayne:)...dankie maaikie:)
Thanks Brian will look forward to a call from Rose:)

Wayne Allen Sallee said...

I had to read it again before bedtime. Only 4 hours before the alarm goes off, so I'll have nice Grimley art and Lavena words to drift off to...

Nosjunkie said...

Etain hun all you need to worrie bout is somebody being able to stomack you.

This just a note from Africa, I have heard that there are still canabils living in africa. and not just one or two but whole tribes at a time

etain_lavena said...

YAY for Wayne;)

Yes Nos that is true:)

eric1313 said...

A modern Brothers Grimm fairy tale. Only, there's no kids and no witch, just to evil step parents, and only one will make it out alive...

Unless the both find a way to eaat each other. It could be done! I've seen stranger things.

The picture is hilarious!
Take care.

etain_lavena said...

Thanks Eric....hihihih..
Keep safe:)

cocaine jesus said...

ewwww, gross but bloody wonderful to read. funny and (dare i say it?) very british in its oddness.

Inconsequential said...

this is one of your best.

imo...

etain_lavena said...

Thanks Jesus....hihihih
And thanks In...:)