Friday, February 23, 2007
I have given this some thought, there is allot of job opportunities in this if it actually does work. Say for instance you can be a real double in a horror movie. If the devil should die you can take over his place the list is definitely endless if you do this right.
Now it is a delicate spell and the things you have to do with it must be performed in perfect harmony. Stop asking what am I talking about, all will be revealed in good time. Now lets first start by saying if you are faint at heart do not do this it is not for the garden variety mortal, you have to be strong and a bit crazy.
Now first get the ingredients:
Two toad hind legs both needs to be the left leg.
Then a glass of fairy milk, gross as it might be breast milk, yes.
Then popcorn dipped in cocoa pips.
and a packet of skittles left in the sun for 8 weeks.
Please learn the spell off by heart and you need to lie in front of the TV watching mind numbing movies and eating all of your jummy snaks.
Now the spell was made up by the witch called Manadaria....she is such a cute witch but that is another days story.
Now learn the spell on a full moon night is goes a little bit like this:
Torn of rose,
nose of bat,
my head needs to be attack.
I need two bright horns
and a long black tail.
O gumtree back I need a bat,
ten days and one night
stir over the funny rat.
to be the ultimate brat.
Now if you know this, you can go and watch the mind numbing movies the next day eating(lieing down)....say the spell on the most boring moment in the movie.
When you get up you will have horns and a long black tail, gosh the benefits is just so endless.
Goodbye and Goodnight