Tuesday, February 27, 2007
There once was a man who lived in a shoe
he made so many children
his sperm was made of glue
it stuck to the egg like shit to the loo
so one day he saw his new bride
polygamy was his favorite past time
he ranted and raved
she moaned and shrieked
all the other wives knew it was a sperm on the loose
there once was a man, who was poor as a rat
rich in children,
but poor in valuta, he needed some cash
he worked and he worked to feed all the mouths
he had his passion still every night.
o dear how he sweat and never got bored
cause a diffrent woman every night
which man dares complain.
there once was a man, who ran away at night
he needed a new life
one with less wives
it was silent and golden, quite and cold
so he got to the border before dawn shed her light
now one would ask what happened to all the wives and there kin?
they all died of hunger before every dawn.
Where did that come from?I have no idea, ask my alter ego all locked up inside:)